1. tawnks:

    blastortoise:

    blastortoise:

    My dick is pi inches long

    This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

    no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

    (via mrblonde94)

     
  2. callmewarriorprincess:

    tyleroakley:

    versaceslut:

    this is fucking crazy omfg

    WITCHCRAFT

    Promise Phan (above) and Klaire deLys are my go-to examples whenever someone says women wear makeup to impress men and I need to enlighten them.

     
  3. thisbenoura:

    literally my favorite quote in the entire world

    (Source: merlinemryspendragon, via karli-thief-of-void)

     

  4. no1twerkslikegaston:

    "Hans never meant to hurt Anna!" 

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    (via karli-thief-of-void)

     
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  6. (Source: joiuu, via biscuitprince)

     
  7. tyrianlugia:

    deliciouspineapple:

    rinjirenee:

    justbrevity:

    Thor de France

    THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

    THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

    i want to ride my bicycle

    i want to ride my bike

    (Source: tony-fuckin-stark, via sly-shadows)

     

  8. All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.

    iamthejohnno:

    have-you-seen-my-haggis:

    fillingnegativespace:

    therainartist:

    image

    THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

    This is perfection…

    This is brilliant!

    (Source: werewolfmunchies, via aishbalev)

     

  9. kagayminelen:

    when people don’t call out their friends when they’re doing something problematic just bc they’re friends

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    (via karli-thief-of-void)

     
  10. snivellussnep:

    epic-vines:

    When you forget to plug your headphones in

    Vine by: Cody Johns

    I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

    (via biscuitprince)